A Cowboy can recite the name of every horse on every outfit he ever worked on, but cain't remember his girls birthday, his weddin anniversary, or what he was supposed to bring home from the grocery store.

A Cowboy will leave his girl to thread a Dooley and goose neck-trailer through the eye of a needle unaided, then tell you HOW and WHERE to park when you go to town.

A Cowboy will EXPECT his girl to throw a 100lb hay bale in a loft, but won't let her carry two bags of groceries in the house.

A Cowboy's idea of great sex involves "floor play."

A Cowboy's idea of an evening alone is: -2- Beers -2- Candles -1- can of snuff and 8 seconds.

A Cowboy will NEVER notice his girl's new hair style or dress, but will tell her that she looks beautiful even after a full day in the saddle, when she is covered in mud, horse sweat, and cow manure.

A Cowboy will act all tough after being stomped by a bull and talk tough to his friends, then cry, "Mommy I need a purple ice pack!" to his favorite girl once he gets back home.

A Cowboy's ass is never complete until a can of Copenhagen has made its mark.

At a Cowboy's party you fall asleep next to your Cowboy and wake up next to 4 or 5 of his friends! (It's TRUE!)

A Cowboy's mind: Trucks, Sex, Snuff, Beer, Babes and Rodeo. (Not Necessarily in THAT order!!)

A Cowboy's truck: Broken and beaten and ALWAYS under some kind of repair.

A Cowboy's Call: "Baby I'm busted, my trucks busted, my ass is busted, but I busted that damn bull, Luv You, BYE!

A Cowboy's Family: No one is of true blood, But if you "mess" with one of us, buddy you're "Messin" with us all.

A Cowboy's girl: Busted and worn, tested and torn til she dusts the dirt off her hide, she'll stand by his side through the time and the pain, all that they have is love to gain.

A Cowboy's hands: Rough and Hard because of so much, but God what a gentle touch!

A Cowboy's story: One of love, one of pain, one of loss and one of gain, The rodeo is his way, he writes a new page everyday.

A Cowboy's Day: Up with the Sun and early to rise, working all day, which is no big surprise. The sun sets too early to get it all done, yet back to his girl he always runs.

A Cowboy's eyes: Hard and cold, with a glance that's chilling to the bone. Knowing he don't take a chance, seein it all, without a word knowing the truth without
being heard, soft and kind to just the right one, eyes that will see everything done.