can name everyone you graduated with.
know what 4-H is.
ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road.
said the 'f' word and your parents knew within the hour.
schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers, since you know which ones would bust ya and which ones
wouldn't --- same goes with the game warden.
ever went cow-tippin or snipe hunting.
gets canceled for state sporting events.
was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.
had senior skip day.
can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend.
car stays filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will never own a dark vehicle for this reason.
town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty", but is actually just like your town.
paid minimum wage is considered a "raise."
bragged to your friends because ya got pipes on your truck fer yer birthday.
you want can be found at either the local Dairy Queen or the feedstore.
see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town.
coaches suggest that you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.
are given using "the" stop light as a reference.
letter jacket was worn after your 19th birthday.
excitement involves a trip to the local Wal-Mart.
the ugly people enter beauty contests.
decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.
teachers always call you by your older siblings names.
teachers remember when they taught your parents.
can charge at all the local stores.
normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn mower.
can drive golf carts, 4 wheelers, and go carts in town.
someone gets pulled over the whole town drives by at least twice.
else hears it on their scanners.
have ever partied with a guy who is 25, has no job, but is the 'buyer' for all of the best parties.
everyone in your school also has a cousin in your school.
only newspaper was a weekly.
doesn't take much to amuse you.
first smoke was straw out in the barn.
summer swimming was often done in a pond or a gravel pit.
never waited long at stop lights, but regularly waited 15 minutes at the railroad crossings.