*You braid your
horses hair more often then yours. *You'd rather ride on a Friday night then go to a party. *Your barn is cleaner then
your house. *You can smell hay and tell if it's good or not but never can tell if the milk is sour. *You have a picture
of your horse in your wallet. *The picture on your Christmas card is of your horse instead of you. *Your horse gets
more trips to the vet then you get to the doctor. *Your best clothes are the ones with the least horse hairs on it. *You'd
rather muck out stalls then clean your room. *You can go out and sit in a field watching your horse for hours but can't
sit still in school. *You refer to boys as colts, girls as fillies, women as mares, and men as stallions. *You arrive
at work/school to find hay in your hair. *You have 1100 pictures on your computer and they are all of your horses. *You
wear your cowboy hat for picture day. *You would rather go to a rodeo then your sister's wedding. *All the carrots in
your fridge are reserved for your horses. *All of your vehicles must be able to haul a trailer. *When someone asks for
your ID and you show them your belt buckle. *No one asks you to hang out after school because they know you'll be riding
horses. *You put in a new sidewalk by your horse, and instead of putting your childs footprint in the sidwalk you put your
horses'.
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