*You braid your
horses hair more often then yours.
*You'd rather ride on a Friday night then go to a party.
*Your barn is cleaner then
*You can smell hay and tell if it's good or not but never can tell if the milk is sour.
*You have a picture
of your horse in your wallet.
*The picture on your Christmas card is of your horse instead of you.
*Your horse gets
more trips to the vet then you get to the doctor.
*Your best clothes are the ones with the least horse hairs on it.
rather muck out stalls then clean your room.
*You can go out and sit in a field watching your horse for hours but can't
sit still in school.
*You refer to boys as colts, girls as fillies, women as mares, and men as stallions.
at work/school to find hay in your hair.
*You have 1100 pictures on your computer and they are all of your horses.
wear your cowboy hat for picture day.
*You would rather go to a rodeo then your sister's wedding.
*All the carrots in
your fridge are reserved for your horses.
*All of your vehicles must be able to haul a trailer.
*When someone asks for
your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
*No one asks you to hang out after school because they know you'll be riding
*You put in a new sidewalk by your horse, and instead of putting your childs footprint in the sidwalk you put your