A cowboy was riding his horse across his pasture. A snake spooked his horse and bucked the cowboy off.
The cowboy cursed at the snake and yelled "Don't bite me!"
The
snake said "NO, I'm a genie snake, I can give you three wishes. What would you like me to grant you?"
The cowboy
thought for a minute. Then said "A million dollars in the bank."
The
snake said, "Granted, next." Again the cowboy thought. Then said "The most beautiful wife in the whole world."
The snake said, "Granted, next."
Then
with a great big smile on his face he said "I want to be hung like my horse."