Winning isn't everything...hold my belt buckle while i kiss your girlfriend.

If it doesn't involve ropin', ridin', or saddles, count me out... AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, MY HORSE HAS A SPECIAL GIFT MADE JUST FOR YOU!

Boots, chaps and cowboy hats... nothin' else matters.

You live in hell? HA! I ride him everyday.

If you think 8 seconds is quick, come with me on a Sunday.

If you think bull ridin' isn't extreme, come sit on his back and try on my boots.

It's the bulls and blood, dust and mud, and the roar of a Sunday crowd.

Grass is for bulls, what do you ride?

You can call me a Red neck, Hick, Goat Roaper, Sheep Hurder, Cowboy type pick-o-fag, but I'm still better than you.

Skate boards are cool, but bulls are better.

CAUTION: Falling Cowboy.

Your good after 8 seconds.

Basketball, Football, Baseball... RODEO: Bring your own BALLS!!!

How long can you last, 8 seconds?

Ride the bull, or ride me... Take your choice.

Save money on the bull, ride a cowboy. (girls)

Save money on the horse, Ride a cowgirl. (boys)

It's all very simple, keep your mind in the middle while your butt spins round and round.

Cowboy butts drive me nuts!

So many cowboys, so little rope!

If you rope me, You can have me

Cowgirl Motto: Party til he's cute!

We got it, Cowboys want it, We know it~ COWGIRLS RULE!!!

Cowboys are like outhouses...All the good ones are taken!!

Horses Ride It Like you Stole It!

If Your Not Making Dust, Your eating it!

Act like you have 15  minutes and It will take all day, act like you have all day and it

will take 15 minutes.

When we spend time with horses we borrow a bit of heaven.

A dwelling without a dog is not a home.

There is no "Cowboy Way", Cowboys do it their own way!

When it hurts to look back, and you're afraid to look ahead, you can always look beside you and you'll always find a friend!

Cowgirl Motto: Party til he's cute!

We got it, Cowboys want it, We know it~ COWGIRLS RULE!!!